So this old married couple walks into a bar…
July 2, 2010 § 1 Comment
It’d been a while since we went out together, so Mr. Man & I headed out for a nightcap last night. I grabbed a table in the back while he got us a couple of whiskies. Feeling a little sappy, I sent him a short & sweet text that I was sure he’d pick up while waiting for our drinks. The details are between us, but I will confirm that it included a combination of the characters “<” and “3”.
He comes back with our drinks but doesn’t mention my note. I wait a few minutes before interrupting our conversation to ask if he’d gotten it. He pulls out his phone to check his messages.
Mr. Man: “I didn’t see it yet, I set my phone to not ring when you…aw, you’re so sweet!”
Elis: “Wait, did you just say you have your phone set to not ring when…”
MM: “…when you text me.”
E: “So you set your phone to block my texts.”
MM: “Oh. Yeah, I guess so.”
MM: “I see them all eventually!”
And this, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.