October 25, 2007 § Leave a comment

Some benevolent soul named Rafael I. Perkins wants to help me “achieve” a bigger penis. Actually, so does Lessie Waldron. And Angie Trent. All these people keeping a close eye on my penis, biding their time and waiting for an opportunity to help me enlarge it.

I just can’t wait.

That is the most exciting thing in my life at this very moment. I would say it’s sad, but then I remember that I’ve been going, going, going every weekend for a while and don’t have a completely free weekend until sometime in December. Now, I don’t really do too well with down time, but it occurs to me that perhaps I should foster these quiet moments, however short. I mean, how much time do I really spend contemplating the important things in life, like whether I ought to join the millions of men who already take Cialis?

A friend of Mr. Man is having a birthday this weekend. I’m making cupcakes (yes, I have a thing for cupcakes, why do you ask?).

What makes this information blog-worthy? I’m making cupcakes using an original recipe. They are based on mojitos, and are pretty darn tasty if I do say so myself (they might need a couple little tweaks, but there’s time for that). Best of all, they’re made with Metromint. You better believe I’m adding cupcake developer to my resume.

Hot dog.


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