Last night I had Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes’ baby.*
September 17, 2007 § Leave a comment
Kylor Mann Cruise. Mr. Man was there in the hospital with me & I think the baby was made with our stuffs, but it was definitely TomKat’s baby. So bizarre. And creepy in nine hundred different ways.
I think it had something to do with being on my bike for eight solid hours yesterday, but I’m keeping a special eye on the birth control. Just in case.
*No, not really.