"I would like to give you my card."

June 28, 2007 § Leave a comment

I am standing on a San Francisco sidewalk, talking to a friend. A woman I don’t know gives us the eye as she passes by, then she turns back and approaches us.

“I would like to give you both my business card. I am a psychic reader.” We awkwardly accept the cards and she walks away.

If she were really psychic she’d have known that I would throw her card away as soon as she turned the corner.

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