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June 26, 2007 § Leave a comment

How much you want to bet the driver was over sixty years of age?

Mandatory testing over fifty-five, people. Just a test! Save a life.

Edit: A 74-year-old Walnut Creek man driving a 2002 Cadillac east on Olympic Boulevard at about 35 mph swerved to the right, striking the curb and then a median.

Yeah.

Another edit: Due to the extent of the trauma, this is the end of the line for Corinne. Her family is preparing to harvest her organs and donate them to those in need.

Final edit: Life support was shut off at 6:00pm on Tuesday, 6/26.

Goodbye.

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