Unless you are absolutely, positively, one-hundred ten percent sure you can descend faster than me

June 18, 2007 § Leave a comment

…please don’t use all your might to sprint around me up the last little hill before that fun, twisty downhill and weave across the road so I can’t get around you.

I would also appreciate it if you didn’t continue ADD-frogging past me and then slowing down exhausted on the flats; I’m trying to get a steady ride in, and you won’t seem like the stud you want to be if you can’t hold the speed at which you passed me.

And finally, either baggies or skinnyshorts are acceptable, but swim trunks over chamois = fashion disaster.

That is all.

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