October 11, 2006 § Leave a comment
My coworkers would like to thank you for the poofy little furballs on my butt.
It’s funny, but I thought that today I was leaving the house without them. Luckily everyone else could tell that I have been marked, without any doubt, as your human. Not to worry, though — after a few minutes of heckling and slightly over-enthusiastic lint-rollering my pants look black again. You little kidders!
Oh, and since you’re going to be home all day, it would be fabulous if you could wash the dishes.